more grocery money next money :(

 more grocery money next money :(

i was bewildered.

why in the heck that there are so many dishes each meal? the kids were at school the whole day. me working. the wifey always having hi tea party and MIL in her usual majhong session. then why so much food on the table?

no one is complaining except me. i think all the food are actually more fodder for my hippo maid who is getting another size bigger

this morning, wifey asked hippo maid to go to a nearby grocery to buy a tube of superglue which cost maybe about $2. it would be about a 15mins chore walking there, buying and back. guess what? it took hippo maid about an hour or so to return. this was how she related her story.....

hippo maid whenever asked to go out of the house to buy anything, would spend about at least 15mins to change into a seductive attire. there was once she wore a limpy Ts that exposed half her pair of monstrous boobs. she would don on her tight leotard pants that clearly showed her camel foot creases. oh brother! i better stopped describing the details or the teekos here would wank the hell out of themselves 

after all that done, hippo maid would spray herself with some cheap intoxicating perfume and off she went.

this morning chore was to go the the nearby grocery shop and buy a tube of superglue. assignment time: about 15mins or less.

an hour later, hippo maid wasn't back yet. what the hell was wrong with her??

stay tuned.....

and half an hour later after the hour late, hippo maid wasn't back.

finally she was back. guess what? she didn't buy the superglue. she simply told wifey, "no more mum..."

"why u went so long, hippo?"

here began the bombastic reasoning from hippo - the only one fantastic skill she was good in. "oh mum, i took bus go town buy but then lost my way..."

well, only the wifey believed it! my god!!

there was a stain of mayonaisse or something on lips. i asked her sternly, "hippo, u better tell us honestly where did u go? there is some food left on your lip!"

"sir....sorry sir! i hungry. i went macdonald eat before take bus back." she replied without a tinge of guilt @@

again, the wifey bought that.

oh god! i gave up!!