the runninng maid .....

this was the one which started the maids sequel:

http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?145459-my-running-maid

 my running maid

what a sad revelation!

my pinay maid of 5 yrs is finally quitting. she is running away with an ang mo.this real episode is real and would blow the mind off if i were to share the field report 

a bit on the cv of the pinay maid. she's single mum who's probably a lesbian or a bi and has 4 kids from at least 2 husbands in flilipin and was hibernating in our humble landed home until the last cny when she broke news that she was quitting and running away with new found ang mo loverboy.

jialat!! the wifey's now in shock and blank.

what should jut, jut. where should curve, curve, why u think the ang mo fell for her? she showed the pic of the ang mo and that upset the wifey further cos ang mo was one helluva shuai ge or hunk! 

hippo maid has risen like a fat phoenix!

 hippo maid has risen like a fat phoenix!

oh no!! woe to the new mum and sir who have the misfortune to employ hippo maid.....

the last i heard from the neighbour's maid, LETICIA - yep! the famous pinay maid. she told me hippo was employed by a newly wed couple who lived in a posh landed property in pasir ris.

well, good luck to them! especially the newly wed husby. hippo would sure try to seduce him, peep at him or oogle when they are making love.

good luck to the newly weds 

the 10th day

the 10th day

today's the 10th day. the last day of hippo's destiny. is she bark to filippins? is she being picked and employed? is she.....

oh what the heck!!

i just got a terrible nightmare the previous nite about her....and it was too x-rated to relate here.

hippo maid holding cell

hippo maid holding cell

rrrrrrring.......

suddenly my handphone was ringing wild. there was a sense of anticipation....

true enough, it was hippo maid!! OMG!! she was calling from fillipins? she missed me??? jialat!

"sir, this is hippo." a soft gentle voice blurted out. "sir....(sob, sob) how can mum do like this to me?"

what was i suppose to say? "sorry, hippo. i din know what was going on...." i replied. "i think u ve driven mum crazy too many times. so how are u back in filippins?" shit! i had to pretend to be concerned 

an awkard long pause... "hippo, r u all right?" ok, this concern was authentic.

"yes sir." she finally responded. " but i no in filippins, sir. i m still in singapore..."

"Huh?"

"ya sir, mum put me in the maid agency. i m staying here until someone employ me in 10 days time," she explained. "if no one takes me, i go bark... and (sniff, sob, hic hicup) today is the 9 days oredi sir.....can u take me back? i dun wanna go home..(sob, sob...)"

hell! now what was i suppose to say?? " sorry, hippo, i can't do anything. it's wifey's decision...."

"but sir, i just found a boyfriend. he loves me beri much....i oredi miss him alot..."

wah lau eh! PIANG!!

"sorry, hippo. i can't help you. gotta go. u take care...maybe the 10day, someone would pick you up. bye"

click! phew! that was close.

so the wifey was right. she is always RIGHT about almost everything except in the beginning she shouldn't have selected hippo as our maid. 

the maid sequel: arrival of the braless maid in man's undies....akan datang!!

oh shit! there maybe another new maid series akan datang.

wifey just told me she got another maid....and hell!! she looks like aunty jinx except she's more manly and a lesbian! @@

good grief! i thought we had a good yesternite orgasmic sexsion.....now i m beginning to shudder: THE ARRIVAL OF BUTCHY, THE SHEMALE MAID!! @@

the fat is gone but the spirit remains.....

"hippo, hippo!! where's morning papers?" i yelled when i couldn't find the papers on the dining table.

then i realised that the wifey had gotten rid of her yesterday. gosh! it was kind of quiet without her presence....and it was kinda getting weird without her singing and pirouetting and yelping.

oh no!! i missed her! i really do missed her!!

"WHERE'S MY COFFEE AND TOAST?!!" 

silence of the hippo

silence of the hippo

D-day cometh!

this morning, wifey was up and was very fidgeting. i thought we had a orgasmic sexsion last night, she should be more relax. but today there was a dark foreboding.....i could sense it in my dick!

hippo was as usual in her cheery mood - looking at the mirror admiring herself. then singing. then dancing....then yelping liked a diva hold the broomstick liked she was holding a mike performing to a packed audience.

that was it! enough was enough!! wifey yelled: "hippo, go pack your things.....i m sending you home for good!!"

i was stunted. my the coffee in my mouth was blurped all over the newspaper. i thought the ladies were liked becoming very good friends and now this.....

the sulked hippo with her head hanging down liked as though going to be decapitated followed wifey to her maid's room. silently, she began to pack her things. she opened her wardrobe. my wifey's eyes nearly popped out!

there were cups and cups of instant noodles all neatly piled up. then there were Jack & jill potato chips with almost every flavours stacked up neatly...and then there were 2 rows of canned soft drinks...and etc. my god! it was a mini-bar counter in that small sized wardrobe!

after she packed everything - her clothings and all her minimart foodstuffs, it was like 3 bags full.

wifey got a last piece of advice or rather an evil bliss of pride for conquering and ridding her: " i ve already warned u too many times...and u still sing, look at the mirror, dance and even now keep talking over your handphone day and night, night and day.....i have enough of your nonsense! i m sending u home for good!!"

"mum, i m sorry...mum, please give me another chance...i promise i behave and work hard, please mum, please...." hippo pleaded and was closed to tears.

"sorry, i ve enough of your nonsense! i know u just got a bangala bf and keep talking and flirting with him...." wifey was really mad now. " u better go home! now get into the car, i m sending u off to the airport. i already got a 1-way ticket back for u....u can sing and dance your way home to filippins!!"

with that, we have come to a sad closure to our hippo maid saga.

i was feeling rather unhappy at the way things had to happen this way. i thought it may be fair that we warned her first before going such drastic action. but then again, if we were to let her know she was no longer wanted, she might create unwarranted mischief and then it would be real headache for us....no choice, better leave all the nasty to the wifey. i just played mat bodoh but infact i was also totally more surprised at how devious the wifey could scheme up such rapid action.

bye, hippo! i shall never miss you and good riddance!

the hippo had been finally silenced.....it had never felt so peaceful again without her yelping and phone chatting, delirious laughing over her handphone and her flirtatious tone. brrrr....sometime i wonder how could such a slutty horny hippo land here.

i m still wondering.....with a smirk 

days of hippo is numbered....

 days of hippo is numbered....

finally, thank god! hippo had successfully driven out the monster-in-law. oops! mother-in-law rather. thank god!!

then again, that pissed and peeved (PAP) the wifey too. now the wifey was scheming to get rid of her once and for all! can u imagine how the tides and events turned just like that? both wifey and monster were so supportive of hippo.....and now they were allergic to her.

well, couldn't blame them actually. hippo was getting to be very wild and abnoxious. she danced and pranced and pirouette.....and that caused some minor earthquakes in the house. she banged the table and the wifey's favorite crystal vase fell. good riddance for that consecrated vase which was a present from her ex-beau. 

then she kept yelping while having her hippo ears plugged into a 2nd smartphone. the whole day she would be yakking and yakking away in her new founded gadget. she lied too. she told mum, that's would be the wifey, that she was talking to her kids. she had half a dozen by the way from 3 lovers who eventually one by one deserted her alone with her dirty half dozen.

anyone wanna marry hippo maid? buy one get 6 free! 

she showed me - i dunno why she'd do that - the pics of all her kids in her smartphone. my goodness!! very beautiful teenagers!! her eldest son could easily be the next mediacorpse leading man. what a shame, he was in filippins.

anyway, too late now. she had PAP-ed the wifey once too often now that she managed to drive out the monster in law. i was secretly very thankful to her for her chilvarous deed. 

now we just gotta await what wifey would pull out from her undies and smack hippo mercilessly with what trick she got down there.

stay tuned for the grand finale..... HIPPO DAYS ARE NUMBERED - guaranteed! 

hippo shall be set free to roam back in her wild filippin jungle. it would be sooner than her last hippo ballet prancing. 

stay tuned......

hippo valentine's

hippo valentine's

it took me lots of courage to pen this....and it's real! i procrastinated for too long until i tak boleh tahan any more.

i think my hippo maid got hots for me! oh my gosh!!!

valentine's day. wifey demanded lavish candlelight dinner and all the gimmicks - chocs, roses, sexy undies and a romantic night in a posh hotel. oh....my hurting pocket!! and sore di

wifey was wicked. very wicked. she ordered dozens of live oysters and all sorts of dishes that would get u to "sing the national anthem"....i must say, she succeeded and hence my sore dick.

after a wild raucous night in the hotel room, we washed up and returned to our home.

when i just stepped in, hippo was passing funny glances at me, winking her dovey eyes non stop. it sent shivers up my spine....and oh my sore dick!!

there on the table with my morning shit times, there was a red rose nicely wrapped with ribbon....now i wondered who was it from?...

another lovey dovey glance from hippo....OH MY GOD!! not her!! @@

ending......

just when i thought hippo maid episode should end, today being new year's eve, hippo looked distressed.

she told wifey one of her son was admitted into the hospital and she needed to send money back. she asked wifey to lend her some money and allowed her time off to orchard to remit the $ back to filipin.

my god! the stoopig wifey!! this is new year's eve!!!

u guess it!

hippo is still not back from orchard. i doubt she would be back early. when she's really back, she sure has tonnes of reasons like.....(can u help to name some?)

 bumper harvest of angpows - hippo maid HUAT AH!!!

it was my most grievous mistake....but when come to think of it, probably it was a blessing in disguise!

we had all agreed to sack hippo. since it was close to cny, we decided to procrastinate the matter and allow her to collect some angpows.

HELL!! hippo collected more angpows than we could have imagined! and all were quite big and fat! what a bumper harvest for her!

i think visitors to me home love giving him....cos hippo in mandarin is shui ma or 水马 which meant water horse and coincidentally tally with this year of the horse.

up till today, hippo just couldn't wipe that smirk of her 水马 fuckface  a check with her confirmed that her bumper angpows harvest totalled to be $1k plus.my god!! the biggest she got was from the horny pinoy who was back and gave her $288 angpow but he only gave $80 each to my 2 kids.

meeting of the maids - hippo vs running maid on x'masnday

meeting of the maids - hippo vs running maid on x'masnday

dingdong! the doorbell chimed.

hippo opened the door. guess who? running maid came a visiting!

"merry x'mas, sir!' running maid was all full of glee. I merry her back and was rather please. the way she was dressed in tight jeans and T put hippo to shame! "this for you, sir." ah! present from a maid, how sweet!

after thanking running maid, I went into the room, got a door gift watch from last party and gave it to running infront of hippo. yes! the expression of awe from hippo was priceless! I ain't gonna give hippo any present. oh no! I just wish I could give a one-way ticket to send her back for good and permanently.

I could sense a lot of rivalry and envy from hippo. good. she felt threatened. she began to pretend to keep herself busy - sweeping, then mopping, then wiping....what a crap! the whole morning before arrival of running, she was laughing infront of the tv.

anyway, wifey was glad to see running. she had inward growing toe nail and had called running to come and trim for her. I could notice the dejection of hippowhen all the attention was on running. I bet she was apprehensive that running might be returning to work for us. unfortunately, she wasn't. she was going to japan soon with her boss family. this was also like a farewell visit from running.

wifey was happy for her and gave her an angpow and a present beside paying her for her pedicure service. as for hippo who was now watching the whole scene silently was in glum. served her right!

after the pedicure was done, it was chatting. hippo pulled running into the kitchen and they were chit chatting in their pinoy tone - one moment loud, one moment soft and the next awkard silence.....

finally, time for running to leave and there was a very uneasy feeling we noticed in hippo.....

yes, she should be cos after CNY, it would be asa la vista, baby for her. we are sending her home in a one-way ticket. hopefully she wouldn't return to agonise another family. good riddance!

hippo nearly gave me a heart attack!!

this morning was a cold cold day.

as usual, hippo maid had this tendency to pop up from behind as u turn only to startle the hell out of u!

she did it again this morning. there was a funny glow in her freaking toothless gappy smile.

"sir, can I ask u something?" here we go, again. oh brother!!

"yes, what?" I sheeply replied sipping my kopi in between my shits times reading without even looking at her.

"sir, sorry...." she pulled down my papers and smile her Halloween toothless gappy grin. "why u always scolding me?"

"Huh? simi dai ji??" was surprised by her sudden awkard question.

she looked at me. this time smilingly lovingly and eyes blinking sending shockwaves through my nerves. brrrrrr...!!

"sir, r u secretly in love with me?....."

piang!! I fell off my chair hperventillating!! almost went into cardiac arrest.

MEDIC!! EMERGENCY!!! oxygen! oxygen!!!

is hippo maid trying to murder me?

is hippo maid trying to murder me?

saw this news today. sooner then i knew it, the wifey's radio broke down and began nagging at me to be kind to hippo.

The Straits Times
An Indonesian maid has been charged with the murder of her employer's 16-year-old daughter in their Tampines flat. http://bit.ly/17xx2yd

hmmm....for the past few weeks when i recalled, my hairs all stood up! did hippo maid try to kill me in the most unsuspicious way??

i almost slipped when entering a toilet. the floor was cover with suds, did hippo time my entrance and leave the suds there to trip me?

if u guys are readking this, should i end up dead or hospitalised.....hippo maid is the prime suspect. do leeport this to the mata.

thank you. 

 i dunno whether i m prejudice or what. whatever i caught my hippo maid dancing, there was bound to be an earthquake!

when she does her routine house cleaning, she would on the radio. then she would get high and start yelping along with the tune. then she gets even higher and begin dancing. i know she is dancing cos everytime she does it, i can feel the vibration on my teak parquet flooring.

the next day in shit times, there is sure to be a leeport of earthquake some where. 

xl to xxl hippo

 xl to xxl hippo

this time very jialat liao!!

my hippo maid after her romantic date with horny pinoy had increased in size. she was already XL and now she appeared to be XXL

could there be another little hippo on the way?

siao liao!! the scariest nightmare is cuming soon. and how well it blends in with HALLOWEEN NIGHT! 

a fatter hippo or a pregnant cow?

a fatter hippo or a pregnant cow?

damn jialat!!

hippo maid is getting fatter these days. she is so bloody fat now i even mistake her quite often as my rotund mum in law. worst, she gave her most of her old night gown so from the back it really appears to be the m.i.l. @@

then again, as i recalled her rendevous date with that freaky horny pinoy client....and now she is fatter.

hmmp... is she pregnant or just a piece of walking lard loaded cow?

 a possessed hippo maid?

the day when I was just back from a long relaxing holiday, I woke up with a thirst. when reaching the entrance kitchen to get a drink. I saw a prancing plump figure with dishevelling hair swaying madly. it was like some kind of possessed tang kee or Chinese medium.

when I on the light, lo and behold!! it was my hippo maid doing the flashdance!!  at 2am in the morning?

a tip-toeing ballet dancing hippo

 a tip-toeing ballet dancing hippo

11pm. the door opened. hippo was back. opened the bedroom door to have a peek.

OMG! hippo was pirouetting across the hall to her room. couldn't help noticing she was holding a big shiny wrapped present. gotta nudge the wifey to check her out tomorrow how her date went on....especially whether there was any ...er... kissing, necking, petting...or worst, love making part. 

yesterday was balleting with joy, today hippo was sulking. she reeived a call from horny pinoy that he was returning home to filipins. see how fast they worked themselves: she already got his hp number.

now she was sulking and moody. the way she was mopping the floor this morning was like writing a love letter. 

from a joyful prancing hippo, she was now a dejected cow. was just wondering......did she or didn't she...u know..do that to the horny pinoy during that hot date?

today, dunno whether she was feigning longing sorrow, she asked wifey whether she could take a day off during hari raya. hippo would wanna visit her former mum who was from a malay muslim family. and i began to wonder....she kept mentioning how nice her master was to her before she returned home after her contract with them was completed....

i just wonder. what else was up the skirts of hippo maid.

a few weeks had passed, the sullen hippo maid was wailing sad screechy songs daily. it was beginning to get into everyone's nerve including the pampering MIL.

suddenly, a parcel arrived at the doorstep. it was a specially hermetically packed lup cheong from filippin ...sent with love from horny pinoy.

when the package was opened by hippo, suddenly she was singing "the hills are ablazed....with the sound of music..." rainbows suddenly seemed to appear and the gloom and doom of hippo was lifted. she was pirouetting again.

pinoy lupcheong!! the bloody horny pinoy was really hinting at something really X-RATED!

kaya hippo maid

 kaya hippo maid

oh mother mary! my balls are roasted this time! even if the wifey wanna sack the maid, i had to stop her for the sake of the big contract that bloody horny pinoy was holding me ransom on.

helplessly, i could only accede to horny pinoy's request to date hippo on her sunday's off day. die liao this time!! i thought wifey would be mad and finally adamant to sack hippo....and off popped out a horny pinoy who was crazy about plump bak bak hippo.

a classic quote from my li'l brother leetahsar:

man propose; heaven dispose

@@

so it's sat.

hippo is now all fired up. she even asked mum if she could have some time off today to go shopping for tomorrow's big day dating the horny pinoy. what to do? for the sake of the big contract, she relunctantly obliged. she even has to sponsored hippo $50 to get herself pretty up for the seduction of horny pinoy.

the whole morning, u can see the smirk on hippo's lips. she is extra diligent and orgasmic now cleaning away happily singing some vague tagalog songs.

oh god! i just gotta get out of the house now. hippo's shrieking is driving me nutz!! 

hippo hairs attack!

hippo hairs attack!

it that period of time again  hair shedding season of hippo maid.

this morning while back at the office, i took out my new galaxy tab to play games. omg! strands and strands of long hairs! wait a minute! how did those things get into my office bag in the first place? HIPPO!!

just i had posted the last happening, the wifey rang and screamed into the phone. she just returned from an all girls gambling trip to genting highlands.

"dear, have u been noti while i was away?" the stern inquisitive tone in the phone.

"huh? simi dai ji??" i was a blur and clueless to what had happened?

her tone aggravated into more serious and threatening note, "there are strands of long hairs on the bed. who the hell have u been bringing home and sleeping with in my bed?!!"

die liao this time!! how to explain?

"honey," luckily there were strands in my office bag, " did u know that when i open my office bag just now, there are strands of long hair? maybe can u interrogate hippo. she's the prime culprit. it's hippo hair shedding season, my god!"

kaya hippo maid

 Originally Posted by leetahbar 

u can say that again and cum back for more  cos pinoy was asking me whether he could date hippo.

Poll: my horny peeping maid - sequel to the running maid
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this is just great!

pinoy visited me at my office and requested to date hippo. now what was i suppose to do? don't forget hippo had 6 kids from 2 different husby. pinoy on the other hand was a married man with 3 kids.

i would an accomplice in this horrendous adultery saga.  what should i do??

seduction of hippo maid

seduction of hippo maid

today i brought a pinoy associate home for home cooked lunch. obviously it would be a pinoy meal since i got hippo maid to do all the cooking.

hippo on learning that i would be bringing home a pinoy male guest was all fired up.

ding dong! she opened the gate to greet us. i was shocked by pinoy's remark when he saw her near the gate. he complimented what a prosperous looking chubby wifey i got @@

no...no! i corrected him immediately. that was my grossly overweighed hippo maid.

it was a seductive atmosphere. i could feel it in my dick. hippo was shooting electric shockwave through her eyes. she kept blinking and smiling seductively at pinoy.

i parked my mercz while hippo closed the gate and hurried into her room. as i ushered my guest into the hall, i called for hippo to serve the guest some martini.

in a flash, she appeared - all dressed up with makeup peppered with erotic cheap perfume.

"hello, mrs lee! " pinoy smiled and exclaimed. "you are looking ravishing fragrant!!" @@

oh my god! not again!! no...no! that's hippo in exaggerated attire and pungent scent!

the wifey wasn't in by the way. finally explained to pinoy so that he could stop mistaking hippo for "mum".

it was a terribly awkard meal which i regretted bringing home a guest especially a horny pinoy one. 

instead i conversing with pinoy after the meal, he was more interested in talking tagalog with hippo. finally i could stand it no longer. i ordered hippo to the kitchen after clearing the table and remained there until we left the house.

wait till i relate the whole erotic story to the wifey. i bet she should be adamant to sack hippo back to filippin. instead she burst out laughing until her belly ache. gosh! i guess hippo would be staying for a longer while than i had anticipated 

hippo down

hippo down with flu

well, it's about time hippo maid gets what she deserves for soaking in the bath tub for so long!

she's down with flu. but wait! I thought I saw her still singing and dancing infront of the hall's wall-sized mirror. is she feigning sick?

kaya hippo maid

kaya hippo maid

i m confused. was it the maid the mum or was it the wifey??

wifey brought hippo to help marketing. instead hippo decided what to buy. no wonder the grocery bills were going up. she bought all the expensive stuffs that the family didn't know how to eat nor appreciate. in the end, hippo finished and gulped down everything.

she smoked the wifey into buying funny ingredients for her pinoy kaya. one of the funny thing was saffron which cost alot! instead of the usual green, or yellow or brown kaya, hippo's kaya was red with saffron.

next cum the tasting test. just as i anticipated, hippo kaya tested funny and unfamilir. most gave the pass after the first bite. so now hippo ended up with 3 bottle of the most expensive saffron kaya all to herself.

finally i heard broken radio screeching early in the morning

blah..blah...blahblahblah!!! the wifey shrieked like a broken radio at hippo maid. for the lst time, her broken radio sounded like music to my ears 

play it again, wifey! I wickedly wished for. it it continued, I might just gladly get rid of hippo once and for all! by the wifey instead 

can a hippo reach her armpits?

well, this one could!

yucks! hippo was scratching her armpit...

this morning heard the wifey instructing hippo maid to cook some oatmeal for me as breakfast. was at the kitchen getting a drink when i peered at her and caught her scratching her armpit and then smelling her fingers.

omg!! did she also touch the oatmeal that she was cooking with her armpit's laced flavour??

i better don't touch her oatmeal....or for that matter, anything special the wifey asks her to cook up. yucks!!

pink hippo

Pink maid!

yesterday was PINK DOT DAY at hong lim speakers' corner. i caught a glimpse of my ex-running maid. she was in PINK! and next to her another pink butch or a tomboy lesbian.