i eat a bowl; she eats a pot!

i eat a bowl; she eats a pot!

 Originally Posted by lianbeng 

lianbeng also noticed that pinoy/pinay like everything very sweet! ever saw a pino-guy put sweetened thickened condensed milk in between 2 slices of bread like jam and then sprinkled lots of white sugar on top of milk! 

u r damn right!

hippo maid could be the reincarnation of hippo ant. she adds lots of sugar to kopi, tea and hopefully NOT me.

even when eating porridge, she would add tons of sugar. wifey has not bought so much sugar in her life until now.

 Originally Posted by leetahbar 

good god!!

hippo maid just burst her pants when she bent down!! she's definitely getting fatter.....and i should be getting poorer. woe is to me!! 

lianbeng asked u: what's the colour of her panties?  or no wear?

brilliant red g-string

 let's take stocks what hippo maid broke:

1. tv - banged and killed tv
2. my expensive specs - sat on it n crushed with her hippo butts to smitterens
3. standing fan - removed to clean and fixed back which the propeller flew apart not long after on it. (trying to murder me??)

today, she exploded the washing machine! suddenly there was a loud explosion. then there was smoke from the washing machine....

die liao!!

going broke again