a tip-toeing ballet dancing hippo

 a tip-toeing ballet dancing hippo

11pm. the door opened. hippo was back. opened the bedroom door to have a peek.

OMG! hippo was pirouetting across the hall to her room. couldn't help noticing she was holding a big shiny wrapped present. gotta nudge the wifey to check her out tomorrow how her date went on....especially whether there was any ...er... kissing, necking, petting...or worst, love making part. 

yesterday was balleting with joy, today hippo was sulking. she reeived a call from horny pinoy that he was returning home to filipins. see how fast they worked themselves: she already got his hp number.

now she was sulking and moody. the way she was mopping the floor this morning was like writing a love letter. 

from a joyful prancing hippo, she was now a dejected cow. was just wondering......did she or didn't she...u know..do that to the horny pinoy during that hot date?

today, dunno whether she was feigning longing sorrow, she asked wifey whether she could take a day off during hari raya. hippo would wanna visit her former mum who was from a malay muslim family. and i began to wonder....she kept mentioning how nice her master was to her before she returned home after her contract with them was completed....

i just wonder. what else was up the skirts of hippo maid.

a few weeks had passed, the sullen hippo maid was wailing sad screechy songs daily. it was beginning to get into everyone's nerve including the pampering MIL.

suddenly, a parcel arrived at the doorstep. it was a specially hermetically packed lup cheong from filippin ...sent with love from horny pinoy.

when the package was opened by hippo, suddenly she was singing "the hills are ablazed....with the sound of music..." rainbows suddenly seemed to appear and the gloom and doom of hippo was lifted. she was pirouetting again.

pinoy lupcheong!! the bloody horny pinoy was really hinting at something really X-RATED!