is hippo maid trying to murder me?

is hippo maid trying to murder me?

saw this news today. sooner then i knew it, the wifey's radio broke down and began nagging at me to be kind to hippo.

The Straits Times
An Indonesian maid has been charged with the murder of her employer's 16-year-old daughter in their Tampines flat. http://bit.ly/17xx2yd

hmmm....for the past few weeks when i recalled, my hairs all stood up! did hippo maid try to kill me in the most unsuspicious way??

i almost slipped when entering a toilet. the floor was cover with suds, did hippo time my entrance and leave the suds there to trip me?

if u guys are readking this, should i end up dead or hospitalised.....hippo maid is the prime suspect. do leeport this to the mata.

thank you. 

 i dunno whether i m prejudice or what. whatever i caught my hippo maid dancing, there was bound to be an earthquake!

when she does her routine house cleaning, she would on the radio. then she would get high and start yelping along with the tune. then she gets even higher and begin dancing. i know she is dancing cos everytime she does it, i can feel the vibration on my teak parquet flooring.

the next day in shit times, there is sure to be a leeport of earthquake some where.