this morning heard the wifey instructing hippo maid to cook some oatmeal for me as breakfast. was at the kitchen getting a drink when i peered at her and caught her scratching her armpit and then smelling her fingers.

omg!! did she also touch the oatmeal that she was cooking with her armpit's laced flavour??

i better don't touch her oatmeal....or for that matter, anything special the wifey asks her to cook up. yucks!!