hippo - the screeching garbage disposer

by the way, there is another very usefulness from hippo maid. she is also now the official home garbage disposal. it is rare now to find any leftovers from the dining table. she disposes everything in her bloated tummy. yep! wait till u hear that she is also the official shit machine with huge and stinky poo that overpower the home auto airfreshener 

oh brother!! i really need an elephant rifle now. desperately need it!!

la, lalalalala....lalalala....yah..on yahyah!!

oh great! i ve a hippo maid that screeches like a mother hen on heat when she showers. 

to the wifey, hippo's singing was music. to me it was plain torture to the ears.

what u know? she brought her to her karaoke club. faint! @@

woe is me!

oversize hippo maid now thought she was american idol. she sang at will.....i gonna have hell pretty soon! 

she's singing so bloody freely now and the wifey and mil endorse it. they love her singing! oh brother!! now give me an elephant rifle to gun her down. pluuease!!! 

tonite, wifey cooked a super big pot of porridge with sweet potatoes. i was wondering whether we were expecting guests. she revealed no. we weren't expecting any guests.

it was hippo maid who told her to cook more so that she won't be hungry later if she had enough porridge to eat for dinner.

guess what?

she gulped down every grain and every drop of the watery porridge. every dishes was wiped shiny clean, not a single morsel was left on the table!!